Hubert J. Farnsworth status right now
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
(via sittingbutterfly)
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
(via collegehumor)
Goodbye rocky mtns, hello again,Midwest! (Taken with instagram)
Colorado…
The mountains are beautiful.
The people are diverse and sometimes very interesting.
But they’re still like majority of everyone else.
This weekend had been adventurous, beautiful, and very introspective.
I’ve learned a lot, and still going strong.
Ooh Jason Derulo totally get me.
I’m riding solo. #popmusic #lmao #roadtrippin
Nerdy guys are my favorite.
I don’t need people…
If much rather be lost in my own thoughts.
More like other peoples laziness.
(Source: themilkywhiteway, via kaylenjones)
(Source: angelatronics, via fuckyeah1990s)
Conflicting.
If you never have expectations, they’ll never be broken. If you never have goals, you’ll never fail nor succeed.
(Source: orangieporangiepuddingpie, via xoxolyn)
